How Sexy Are You?     

The definition of sexy varies greatly from person to person, but most people would agree that there are some common qualities in a "sexy" person. For this sexy test, three attributes have been chose to define sexiness: image, confidence, and attitude.

Image: A person who is sexy would have a high self-image, and others would view them as having so. Face it, someone who doesn't groom, brush their teeth, use underarm deodorant, etc... would not be very sexy to most people.

Confidence: Simply stated, someone who is sexy needs to be confident. They have to believe in what they are doing. Someone with no confidence in himself or herself allows themselves to be easily abused by others, which is not sexy.

Attitude: Someone sexy, in a sense, also has a good outlook on life. They can also take some helpful criticism and get something out of it. No one wants to be around a negative person.

All these attributes combined allow a fairly decent guess as to a person's sexiness as seen through other's eyes. At the end of the test, you'll get to see how you rate in each attribute in relation to other test takers, as well as your overall sexiness. You will get a nifty graphic to share with others... you can even add your own picture to it, making it a truly unique award!

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Are you a guy or gal?
Guy
Gal
Not telling!


How old are you?
Under 14
14 - 17
18 - 20
21 - 28
29 - 35
36+


In comparison to my friends, I am _____ attractive.
supremely
more
just as
not as
much less


When I am all alone I...
work on a hobby.
watch television / read.
call some friends.
eat.
go for a walk / exercise.
cry.


           


At parties I am...
usually found drunk.
watching through the window.
thinking, "why am I here!?"
chatting with friends.
dancing!
... wait I don't do parties.


How often do you go shopping for new clothes?
Only when I need to.
Fairly often.
All the time! It's good to always have a new look.
Very often. I look better because of my clothes.
Never. I hate clothes.


When someone is getting on your nerves you...
get physical (e.g. punch them in the face).
tell them to back off, with anger.
tell them to back off, but calmly.
wait it out, they'll have to go away sooner or later.
get on their nerves.
walk away.


Are you hot?
Very! I'm, like, on fire!
Yes
Kinda' average
Not really
No way! Roadkill is more attractive.


At work/school, while doing work, you...
get bored easily.
are very busy.


Let's just say that you've found the cure for ugliness, what is it that you expect?
High praise from ugly people.
To un-ugly myself right away!
A certificate of appreciation.
Not much. You're just happy to cure ugly.
Yeah... like I could invent something.


What do you typically do when you meet new people?
New people suck! I cower quickly into the nearest corner.
I tend to be very shy. I reveal little about myself.
I have to be impressive. Do about anything to get these people to like me.
I am mostly myself.


When you meet these new people, do you typically become friends with them?
Every time. I pretty much rock!
I mostly do when I have enjoyed their company.
Sometimes, but they have to be quite impressive.
Not really. I don't make friends easily.
I hate new people.


Do you find this woman attractive?


No, she's probably stuck up.
Yes, mostly her facial features.
Yes, mostly her figure.
Yes, because of what she's doing.
Not really sure how to answer.


What about this guy?


No, he looks like a total douche!
Yes, he's got a great body!
Yes, he looks like a nice guy.
Yes, he's gotta face to love!
Not really sure how to answer.


During preparation meeting a co-worker tells you, "Your presentation needed to have less animations. It tended to become disorientating."

How do you react?
I thank him for his input, but feel a little put down.
I jump across the table and give him some real disorientation!
I would go back to my office and remove a few animations.
Probably not do anything with the presentation. He probably doesn't know what he's talking about.


Same situation as last, but now it's your boss' boss telling you to remove some of the animation.
I'd thank him too, but would feel a little put down.
I'd run up to him and animate his face!
I would go back to my office and change the presentation a little.
Probably not do anything with the presentation. He probably doesn't know what he's talking about.


Your dad just came into the room and yells, "Someone forgot let Ruffy (your family's pet monkey) out, now he's messed up the whole kitchen!"

It's your fault, you saw that he needed to go out but you were distracted by Sam, your pet iguana.

What do you do next?

           


Say nothing. No one will know.
Say nothing, but since no one else is saying anything, you volunteer to clean the mess.
Admit your mistake, you'll probably have to clean up the post-digested-banana mess.


How would you describe your body?
Thin
Fat
Awkward
Normal
Just right
Just a tad too big.


How about your face?
Squashy
Deformed
Normal
Perky
Hot
Plain ugly


You just finished one of your favorite activities (scaling Mt. Everest?)--only to find that a friend of yours got done with it first. Now she's bragging and laughing at you.
You feel like you could have done better, and will next time.
Who cares, I had my fun!
Kick her in the leg, point, and laugh. Who's laughing now?! Ha! Ha haa!!!
Start fuming. What she's doing is so not cool!


After a 3-mile jog around the park, how would you feel?
Great! I love exercise.
A little winded, but feeling good for it.
Pretty wasted. I'd probably pass out at the finish line.
3-MILES! How do you expect that of me?!?!


Do you feel overweight?
Nah! I am pretty thin.
No. I am normal.
Nope, but I could stand to lose a few pounds.
A little, but it's genetics, man.
Um, yeah! Didn't you see how I answered the last question?!


Do you bathe / shower on Saturdays?
Yes, everyday, sometimes four or five times a day!
Yes, sometimes twice (due to exercising).
Everyday
Usually
Rarely
Heck no! I stink!


Have you ever been truly in love?
I am right now, it's great!
Yes
I am still looking for that special someone.
No, but I will someday.
No, no one can love me.


If you are attractive, do you find yourself avoiding people who are much less attractive than you.
Yes, I wouldn't know what to say to them.
Yes, I fear they will spread their uglies to me.
Not really. I feel awkward, but it's not a reason to ignore 'em.
No, most of my friends are way less attractive than me.
No, I talk to pretty much everyone.
This question does not apply to me. I'm ugly, yo!


Are you a forgiving person?
No, people must pay for their wrongdoings!
Only for tiny things. People who do wrongly should not be forgiven.
For the most part.
Yes. In fact, I forgive you for making this test.


Alright, last question. Are you gonna share with the world your sexiness?
Yes
No
Depends


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